I help longevity, health and wellness supplement brands find fresh angles, write scroll-stopping concepts, and run a testing system that consistently produces new winners that actually scale.
Most freelancers hand off a script and call it done. I own the whole creative engine by discovering why people buy, what stops the scroll, and which ads earn the right to keep running.
A structured audit across your winners, your customers, your competitors, and the open internet to find the angles your ads haven't tried yet, and signal the ones quietly costing you sales.
Hooks, bodies, and CTAs built to earn attention in the first second and hold it. Every ad is written to stay compliant with Meta's health and supplement ad policies, not just to be clever.
A disciplined cadence for launching new ads, reading the data honestly, killing what's not working, and doubling down on what is. Winners that go stale get replaced before it's too late.
Start small and let the results make the case, or come in ready for a full monthly creative engine. Either way, you're betting on ads that stop the scroll.
For retainer clients who want the bigger picture: one deep intelligence report every three months across a 12-month engagement. You'll get recommendations, alternative angles and formats, click-through projections, industry shifts, and the key metrics worth watching next quarter.
The same process behind every ad I ship, whether it's the $500 pilot or month six of a retainer.
I audit your current ads, your customers, and your competitors to find exactly which buying angles you're missing. I don't guess. I simply examine the evidence.
Each gap becomes a scripted, compliant ad concept that's built to earn attention fast and make a real case, not just look nice.
Winners get doubled down on with new variations before they fatigue, while losers get killed quickly. The account keeps compounding, month over month.
My mother wrote personality pieces some years ago for a local newspaper, and I acted as her copy editor and typist. I evolved into your basic internet nerd, building websites using raw code instead of design software in my spare time. Meanwhile, I worked daily as a legal assistant and database manager for a law firm in Houston, TX.
Merge those skills and several others together over time (including customer service, clinical research, retail sales, and music performance) and eventually you get me — a deadly copywriter in need of a cause. I found that cause when my friend and mentor Sean Ferres introduced me to Andromeda and the craft of Creative Strategy.
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